I Want to Move to Forks, WA

Okay, I think I may have found my dream town: Forks, Washington. The Mayor of Forks was interviewed on "All Things Considered" yesterday because Forks was predicted to have the lowest high temperature in the country. During the interview the mayor mentioned that people in town start complaining about the heat when the temps climb too far into the 70s. I did not think such a place existed. A place where the 70s is considered unpleasantly warm. I've been hoping to find a place like that for years. And it's on the Olympic Peninsula - which I'm already quite fond of.

I wonder if they'll be needing a librarian in about a year's time...